Remove the kale leaves from their stems. Wash, dry, and chop the kale into bite-sized pieces.
Blend all dressing ingredients in a food processor or high speed blender till smooth.
Pour about 1/2 cup of the dressing over the kale in a large mixing bowl. Massage with your hands till the kale has softened a bit. Add the remaining salad ingredients to the bowl. Add the remaining dressing and toss to combine.